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Someone has a sense of humor and too much time on their hands.
Travis McCullough Enron North America Corp. 1400 Smith Street EB 3817 Houston Texas 77002 Phone: (713) 853-1575 Fax: (713) 646-3490 ----- Forwarded by Travis McCullough/HOU/ECT on 06/28/2000 03:41 PM ----- Robert H George@ENRON 06/28/2000 03:27 PM To: Travis McCullough/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: FW: Enron Press Release This sounds like something you might have produced. ---------------------- Forwarded by Robert H George/SA/Enron on 06/28/2000 05:28 PM --------------------------- Nancy Muchmore 06/28/2000 05:41 PM To: Robert H George/SA/Enron@Enron cc: Subject: FW: Enron Press Release So THIS is what it means to be "over the wall"? ---------------------- Forwarded by Nancy Muchmore/NA/Enron on 06/28/2000 02:40 PM --------------------------- Lauren Hagerty@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT 06/28/2000 01:35 PM To: Michelle Hicks@Enron Communications, Nancy Muchmore/NA/Enron@Enron cc: Subject: FW: Enron Press Release Inaccurate reporting, we would have secured naming rights. ---------------------- Forwarded by Lauren Hagerty/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT on 06/28/2000 01:35 PM --------------------------- Ron Griffin <rgriffin@BRITISH-BORNEO.com< on 06/28/2000 01:18:55 PM To: "'Lauren.hagerty@enron.com'" <Lauren.hagerty@enron.com< cc: Subject: FW: Enron Press Release Can you find out who the developer was on this? < Subject: Fwd: Enron Press Release < < < < < FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE < < ----------------------- < < < <Today Enron and Hades announced a definitive energy services agreement < said < <to be worth an estimated $666 Trillion. In the deal, Enron will provide < <both gas and electric commodities to Hades' facilities throughout and < under < <North America. John D. Rockefeller, former CEO of energy monopolist < <Standard Oil, is now head of Hades' energy management division. Said < <Rockefeller, "Obviously Hell has significant heating demands. While < <eternal < <flames are a great idea in concept, they require vast and reliable fuel < <resources. Enron was the only supplier willing to make a deal with my < <boss, < <and, as a former monopolist, I just like the way they do business." < < < < A spokesperson for Enron said the two cultures were able to work easily < <together during negotiations. According to the company, "The deal fits < <both < <companies exceptionally well. With Hades' ability to attract and < <retain new customers, we see this as a fabulous growth opportunity for < <millennia to come." According to several energy industry insiders, < Hades' < <high heating demand with very little need for summer air conditioning < make < <it a very attractive energy portfolio addition. < < < <Hades is a multinational corporation with millions of sites worldwide and < <approximately 173 quintillion customers. The entity boasts sustained < high < <growth rates over the last two thousand years. < < < < Enron is one of the world's leading energy and communications < companies. < <The company owns approximately $37 billion in energy and communications < <assets. Enron ranks in the top quarter of Fortune's "Best 100 Companies < to < <Work For if You Can Keep A Job There and Don't Mind Working 80 Hours A < <Week," and is among the most respected corporations in America, as ranked < < <by < <customers with respect-us-or-get-curtailed clauses in their energy supply < <contracts. < < < < < < < < < < ________________________________________________________________________ < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ****************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it from El Paso Energy Corporation are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender. ******************************************************************
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