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-----Original Message----- From: Boase, Allan Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2001 8:54 AM To: Appling, Mike; Brown, Nancy; Exley, Melisa; Giraldo, Melissa; Josephs, Bob; Leahy, Steve; McAfee, Larry; Medeles, Ismael; Orjuela, Natalie; Peyton, Mickie; Snear, Clay; Venezia, Charles Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say. Things you'll never hear women say. < < < < < < 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't < < < blame you for ignoring me. < < < < < < 2. The new woman in my office is a real beauty, and a < < < stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. < < < < < < 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on < < < fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal < < < they'll still cover. < < < < < < 4. Bar food again!? Great! < < < < < < 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. You know, < < < your ex-girlfriend has class. < < < < < < 6. That woman is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, < < < I'm gonna go talk to her. < < < < < < 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, < < < then you don't have to mess with it anymore. < < < < < < 8. Honey, isn't tonight your night out with the boys? < < < You need your time with them. < < < < < < 9. It's only the third quarter, we should order a < < < couple more pitchers. < < < < < < 10. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order < < < another round for you and your friends. < < < < < < 11. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think < < < I'll ever change it again. < < < < < < 12. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and < < < beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! < < < < < < 13. You are so much smarter than my father. < < < < < < 14. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? < < < < < < 15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the < < < house. < < < < < < 16. You're so sexy when you're hung over. < < < < < < 17. I love it when you change channels all the time. It < < < really helps me find out what else is on! < < < < < < 18. Let's subscribe to Hustler. < < < < < < 19. If you need me, I'll be out painting the house. < < < < < < 20. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had < < < more time to ride. < < < < < < 21. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing < < < again, come see! < < < < < < 22. No, no, I'll take both of our cars to have the oil changed. < < < < < < 23. Your mother is way better than mine.
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