On those really bad days

If your job is not going well read this: Nickolas Hall, expert in
psychobiology gives an example of coping skills for job stress: When
you
have an "I hate my job day" try this: On your way home from work, stop
at
your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to
purchase
a
rectal thermometer
made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home,
lock
your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such
as a
sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will
not
become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies
the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested. Now, close
your
eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in
quality
control at the Q-tip Company." See...your job isn't really that bad
after
all...