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Beth Cherry
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-----Original Message-----
From: Pat Campbell [mailto:Campbell_Pat@msn.com]
Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2001 7:18 AM
To: Cherry, Beth; Johnye Slaughter; Johnye Warren; Cherry, Michael; bfrankum@us-contractors.com
Subject: Fw:

----- Original Message -----
From:Davis, Julia
Sent:Tuesday, November 13, 2001 8:40 AM
To:'Tammi'; 'Angie'; 'Pam'; 'Doris'; 'Aunt Barbara'; 'Jacqueline G.'; 'Pat Campbell'; 'Pat Varley'
Subject:FW:

Good Morning! Happy Tuesday!!
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< <
< < Subject: Fw: Management Lessons
< < ONE:
< < A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
< < rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
< < nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the
< < rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
< < sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
< <
< < MANAGEMENT LESSON: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
< < sitting very, very high up.
< <
< <
< < TWO::
< < A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
< < get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got
< < the energy."
< < "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
< < bull. "They're packed with Nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
< < of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
< <
< < the first branch of the tree.
< < The next day, after eating some more he reached the second branch.
< < Finally
< < after a fourth night, there
< < he was proudly perched at the top of the Tree. Soon he was spotted
< < by
< < a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree and killed him.
< < MANAGEMENT LESSON: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
< < keep you there.
< <
< <
< < THREE:
< < When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be
< < Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole
< < body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss
< < as we
< <
< < carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The
< < hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and
< < earn
< < all the money."
< < And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and
< < the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed
< < at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on
< < strike, blocked itself up and refused to work..
< < Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched,
< < the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
< < fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the
< < Boss, and so it was done. All the other parts did all the work
< < while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
< <
< < MANAGEMENT LESSON: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole
< < will do.
< <
< < FOUR:
< < A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
< < cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While
< < it
< < was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the
< < frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
< < how
< < warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
< <
< < warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
< < A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
< < Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
< < cow
< < dung,
< < and promptly dug him
< < out and ate him!
< <
< < MANAGEMENT LESSON:
< < 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
< < 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
< < 3. And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
< <
< <
< <